from UB

It's so great to see and to learn of Courtney's amazing progress. She keeps going and going and going,,,. It might be unseemly to make money off this terrible situation but I'd like to buy some Courtney stock! Tons of it. In fact, this could be the answer to our economic troubles. My advice would be BUY, BUY, BUY!!!!
Not to be negative but Courtney won't pass my test till she can dodge hockey pucks fired at her by Uncle Bill from 20' feet away! That's how I learned evasive manuevers at a young age. We all played dodgeball in grammar school but that was nothing! Of course, Courtney would need full pads and an opportunity to return the favor.
If you've seen the movie "Dodgeball" you know what I mean. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." And so, if you can dodge a hard, black, rubber, half frozen hockey puck traveling at 95 miles per hour, in limited lighting conditions, in the middle of winter, then you can dodge a ball and just about anything else coming your way save for a federal search warrant but that's another story.
We all long for the day when Courtney can go home to rest and continue to heal in familiar surrroundings. I also look forward to making my famous thai/mex/italo/chinese/rushkie/greek/franco/japanese seafood, spaghetti, pad thai, crepes, taco, sushi, feta cheese, pupu platter, vodka casserole for Courtney!

Believe me when I tell you, this dish is a real killer! (stomach pumps available)

All my love to Courtney and her family! Semper Fi